Nic: some Joe bashing going on here. you ok?
Ryan Lamont: it’s not bashing
Ryan Lamont: I like him
Gossip Boy: it’s not bashing when it’s true
Ryan Lamont: he just is a tad slutty
Gossip Boy: she’s a slut
Ryan Lamont: and has no standards
ausboi93: yeah Im fine
Nic: ok
Ryan Lamont: does joe still do the whole internet thing?
ausboi93: if only he was on. would add him
Ryan Lamont: last i heard he went to europe and kinda left the net
ausboi93: he opened his channel again
ausboi93: he’s living in England
Ryan Lamont: which?
Nic: can we change the topic please?
Ryan Lamont: I was there when he destroyed joefrom1993
Ryan Lamont: was quite amazing
Ryan Lamont:
Gossip Boy: someone’s touchy
Ryan Lamont: I thought you all loved joe?
Nic: who? me?
Gossip Boy: touchy nic
Ryan Lamont: nic, you were intorduced to me as ‘a joe fan’
Gossip Boy: wanna touch me?
Nic: that’s a while ago, Ryan
Nic: a loooong while ago
Nic: almost a year
Ryan Lamont: u divorced?
Nic: and EWWWW gb
Nic: no, I just opened my eyes
Ryan Lamont: the fact that he’s 15
Ryan Lamont: and looks10
Ryan Lamont: ?
Nic: the fact that it was stupid to fall in love with an internet person in the first place
Nic: I don’t hate him. just not interested in him anymore
Gossip Boy: don’t worry, I hate him for both of us
Nic: lol
Ryan Lamont: why hate someone you’ve never met?
ausboi93: GB you’re an idiot
Ryan Lamont: He’s a cool kid
Gossip Boy: why dan?
Ryan Lamont: why do u ‘hate’ him gb?’
ausboi93: Joe is awesome
Gossip Boy: oooo kkkkk
Ryan Lamont: have u met him dan?
ausboi93: nup.
Ryan Lamont: have u skyped him ?
ausboi93: planning to next year
ausboi93: yeah
Ryan Lamont: oh kool
Ryan Lamont: cus you cna get a first impression of someone form skype/internet
Ryan Lamont: btu u have to meet someone irl before u really knwo them
ausboi93: true
Gossip Boy: the way ryan knows corey
Gossip Boy: and he hates him
Gossip Boy: hates his guts
Ryan Lamont: >:D
Gossip Boy: rock on brother
Nic: lol
Nic: gb, you’re something
ausboi93: haha
Gossip Boy: nic, you’re cute
Nic: err, thanks
Ryan Lamont: Are you German?
Nic: I assume you mean me
Ryan Lamont: yea
Nic: 1/4 German, 3/4 American
Nic: but I live in Germany now
Ryan Lamont: yea I thought so
Ryan Lamont: I rmemebered form the juno convo
Nic: how is she?
Ryan Lamont: Wouldn’t know
Ryan Lamont: Haven’t spoken to her in ages
Nic: I tweeted her the other day about her opinion on fashion
Nic: and she totally suggested something else
Nic: why? you guys aren’t friends anymore?
Ryan Lamont: she got busy
Ryan Lamont: nzyt fell apart
Ryan Lamont: i got busy
Ryan Lamont: basically everyoen gots lives and stopped doing skype/youtube
Gossip Boy: nzyt fell apart? my, I hope I didn’t do any damage
Ryan Lamont: nah
Ryan Lamont: you didn’t
Ryan Lamont: it was all internal hatred which was there long before you were
Ryan Lamont: you actually didn’t do anything
Gossip Boy: and I held up a mirror and showed everyone what’s under the surface
Ryan Lamont: you were just an outlet for some people
Ryan Lamont: a lot of people stopped payign attention to gossip blogs
Gossip Boy: too many egos in nzyt
Ryan Lamont: and a lot of people got bored
Gossip Boy: including me
Ryan Lamont: i dotn think ur in nzyt
Gossip Boy: you think what you want, ry
Ryan Lamont: I shall
Nic: I hate it when I have no idea what’s going on
Nic: dan? do you know what’s going on?
Gossip Boy:
Ryan Lamont: surely u guys know what nzyt is?
Ryan Lamont: and saw the dramam of it all pour out through various social media outlets
Nic: new zealand youtube?
Ryan Lamont: yea
Nic: well, I’m not following nzyt
Nic: except for the things I read on gb’s blog
Nic: and only because they were mad funny
Ryan Lamont: i thought thta got deleted?
Gossip Boy: oh no, it is in best health
Ryan Lamont: u updated it recently?
Gossip Boy: nope
Ryan Lamont: not much happens anymore
Ryan Lamont: not many ppl associate wiht the term ‘nzyt’er’ either
Gossip Boy: I put up a video of you and corey in a bus in hamilton
Ryan Lamont: that’s my video…
Gossip Boy: I knows
Nic: you nose
Ryan Lamont: why you do that?
Nic: you mama
Nic:
Gossip Boy: go take a look
Ryan Lamont: what’s the link?
Nic: yeah what’s the link again?
Gossip Boy: jeez, you guys
Gossip Boy: gbiscomingtogetyou.wordpress.com
Ryan Lamont: you miss corey?
Nic: ryan, you and corey are best friends?
Ryan Lamont: no
Gossip Boy: god no
Ryan Lamont: hate each other
Nic: I’m confused
Ryan Lamont: i saw him alone in town the other day – i laughed -
Gossip Boy: Dan is gone
Gossip Boy: we should go on talking about Joe
Gossip Boy: he was alone?
Ryan Lamont: yea
Gossip Boy: why did you laugh?
Ryan Lamont: he lost all his friends in hamilton
Ryan Lamont: cus he has no friends, due to his actions
Gossip Boy: he’s a twat
Nic: what is a twat?
Gossip Boy: what actions?
Ryan Lamont: pregnant fish/english insult
Gossip Boy: calling everybody a ‘fucking gay’ while he’s gay himself?
Ryan Lamont: like he lost all his school friends by abandoning them all the time, hangin out with tubers instead
Ryan Lamont: and just raged ta them
Ryan Lamont: and he is just unlikeable
Gossip Boy: dick head
Nic: nice, twat is a good insult
Nic: lol
Ryan Lamont: so do why do u miss corey?
Ryan Lamont: why’d you make that post?
Gossip Boy: it was an inside joke
Gossip Boy: I don’t
Gossip Boy: everybody else who was involved got it
Ryan Lamont: i didn’t
Ryan Lamont: inform me?
Nic: what’s the deal with you and Lucas, gb?
Gossip Boy: LOL. Lucas and I are like homecoming king and queen
Gossip Boy: he’s the queen though
Nic: stop talking bad about him
Ryan Lamont: bad about who?
Nic: Joe I don’t mind, but Lucas
Ryan Lamont: ew
Ryan Lamont: Lucas is highy judgemental
Nic: Lucas is my friend
Ryan Lamont: Lovely
Gossip Boy: Lucas is a lovely person
ausboi93: why are you NZers so complicated
Ryan Lamont: I’m not a NZ’er
Gossip Boy: he’s a brit
Gossip Boy: a country loving, foreigner hating, BNP worshiping one, I assume
Ryan Lamont: no.
Ryan Lamont: don’t judge me.
ausboi93: well you dont seem confusing Ryan probs coz you are a brit
Nic: wow, gb, you actively work on people hating you
ausboi93: but all the nzers on yt i know are confusing
Ryan Lamont: don’t be judgemental or pejudice
Ryan Lamont: thanks.

Gossip Boy: so Josh, let’s take this to a whole new level
Gossip Boy: this is very interesting and it might end up on my blog IF in the end you give me your permission to post it
Josh Posh: (I can’t stand your avatar btw GB ;p)
Ryan L: It is rather florescent
Josh Posh: If you wanna put it nice yeah ^^
Gossip Boy: I changed it
Ryan L: u love that green eh ?
Josh Posh: @GB Whatever makes you happy, just correct my typos and/or mention that English is not my native langunage
Gossip Boy: haha, I’m gonna cut some stuff out
Gossip Boy: like the horrible things you say about my profile picture
Josh Posh: Quality journalism, like I said lol
Gossip Boy: I don’t want people to hate you
Josh Posh: But that’s the whole point!
Gossip Boy:
Josh Posh: People hate me anyways
Josh Posh: Just take Corey
Ryan L: sehnert ?
Josh Posh: Yes. He raged when I linked one of his videos
Gossip Boy: oh it get’s more interesting by the minute
Ryan L: Corey’s a douche
Gossip Boy: I was planning to talk about Joe
Gossip Boy: but THIS is better
Gossip Boy: so yeah, Corey
Josh Posh: The point is: I didn’t link the video because of Corey but because of a cute class mate he has
Gossip Boy: why does he hate you?
Ryan L: lolol
Josh Posh: I even skipped the Corey part because he was acting a bit… annoying
Ryan L: Oh that’s corey
Gossip Boy: did you say he is annoying?
Gossip Boy: I LOOOOVE THIS
Gossip Boy: PLEASE DON’T STOP
Ryan L: TWSS
Josh Posh: I won’t say anything about his personality per se ’cause I don’t know him at all, I never talked to him.
Josh Posh: If Joe likes him he can’t be bad in any way
*** Gossip Boy added Corey ***
Josh Posh: I hate you
Gossip Boy: dear audience, we are welcoming Corey
Gossip Boy: so Corey, why do you hate Josh?
Josh Posh: Wait
Gossip Boy: yes?
Josh Posh: He’s hating milkboys, not necessarily me.
Josh Posh: He might do tho
Gossip Boy: oh ok
Gossip Boy: hold on Josh, we are getting there
Gossip Boy: Corey? any comments?
Gossip Boy: 3
Gossip Boy: 2
Gossip Boy: 1
Gossip Boy: Thank you, Corey
Gossip Boy: Ladies and Gents, that was Corey
*** Gossip Boy ejected Corey from this conversation. ***
Gossip Boy: Oh if you haven’t figuered out yet, I’m in interview mode
Josh Posh: …
Josh Posh: Tell me about it
Gossip Boy: yeah next question
Gossip Boy: tell us about Joe please, I understand he likes milkboys a lot but at the same time he hates the people there
Gossip Boy: what do you think about this?
Josh Posh: I don’t think he hates the audience at milkboys but the people who mix up his personal life and his “internet fame”. What I understood is that he is perfectly fine with people drooling over him or his wee kiwi ass at milkboys but he hates when they keep talking about his body in his video comments because he made the videos to talk about personal things, not to show off his body.
Josh Posh: And some people can get kinda stalkerish, so I see the point there.
Gossip Boy: so you say that people on milkboys perv over him?
Josh Posh: Some do for sure but they also do at YouTube.
Gossip Boy: SOME people I might add
Gossip Boy: how come he decided to post several pictures doing, mmm, naughty things?
Gossip Boy: do you have an idea why he might have done this when he knew it would cause people to talk?
Gossip Boy: and I’m using ‘talk’ very losely here
Josh Posh: What he told me is that he made them to thank milkboys because the blog gave him a pretty good boost back in the days when TheJoeFrom1993 wasn’t as big as it got later. But I guess the truth is somewhere inbetween that it’s kinda good for his self esteem to be posted on a blog dedicated to beatiful boys (and he definitely deserves to be there if you ask me) – what he even said in one of his videos – and that he doesn’t give a fuck if people “talk”. He’s a smartypants and you know it He loves to shocl people, he loves the reactions of the fangirls who thought of him as the innocent lil baby fag from next door.
Josh Posh: *shock
Gossip Boy: don’t worry about it, I’m gonna correct the typos later
Josh Posh: cool
Gossip Boy: and edit stuff in, like Josh Posh: “I think Joe has a tiny dick”
Josh Posh: I wish I could tell
Josh Posh: *cough*
Gossip Boy: lol
Gossip Boy: lol, can I keep that in for the public?
Josh Posh: lol, sure
Gossip Boy: well thank you very much for the conversation turned interview, Josh
Gossip Boy: obviously Corey WAS present but he was in another call and chose not to reply
Josh Posh: Ah, disclaimer so he doesn’t sue you? ^^
Josh Posh: However, anytime.
Gossip Boy: ahaha
Gossip Boy: you’re a nice and funny guy
Josh Posh: Tell Corey about it
Gossip Boy: go figure, Germans are nice people
Gossip Boy: lol I will
Gossip Boy: bye bye Josh
Josh Posh: Have a great day

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-Patrick-: why dont you like corey?
Gossip Boy: omg you have to ask?
Gossip Boy: because he never misses a chance to badmouth me
-Patrick-: thats because people give him a hard time about gb being him
-Patrick-: hes fustrated
Gossip Boy: and I did my best to deny. I was on his side. but all he could do was calling me names
-Patrick-: ah well
-Patrick-: cant please em all
Gossip Boy: yes

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Gossip Boy: Pat asked me why I hate you
Gossip Boy: I want to point out that I don’t
Corey: OK.
Gossip Boy: but
Gossip Boy: I also told him you don’t miss a chance to badmouth me
Gossip Boy: why are you doing this?
Corey: You stir shit with me so much.
Corey: Thats why
Gossip Boy: like how?
Gossip Boy: is it my fault people think you’re me? when did I ever say that?
Corey: Its not that.
Gossip Boy: what is it then?
Gossip Boy: well?
Gossip Boy: I thought so, you got nothing
Corey: sorry im busy tweeting about the telethon
Gossip Boy: we have to talk about this sometime. or it will go on and on and on. And to be honest, I am starting to really dislike you. you smile in someone’s face and talk behind their backs. trust me, Corey, you don’t want to get on my bad side.
Corey: we can talk when you tell me who you are
Gossip Boy: that’ll never happen
Gossip Boy: so what are you saying? you WANT me as your enemy? cos that can be done, I have so much dirt on you, it’ll be my pleasure
Gossip Boy: you go around telling people I’m an asshole. how about I show you what a real asshole I can be?
Corey: Listen.. I dont want anything to do with you.
Corey: Stay out of my life. And i will stay out of yours.
Corey: I don’t want to resolve this.
Corey: Bye.
Gossip Boy: then please don’t just say you’ll stay out of my life. DO IT.
Corey: your the one that replied to this message
Corey: fag.
Gossip Boy: I wasn’t the one who went around telling people you’re an asshole
Gossip Boy: don’t call me fag you fucking nimrod, you’re gay yourself
Corey: im not gay.
Corey: i didnt go around saying your an asshole.
Corey: i tweeted ONCE and said you were an asshole.
Corey: thats not going around saying it.
Gossip Boy: well that was enough
Corey: its saying it once.
Corey: bye. your a worthless piece of shit.
Corey: cool. blocking you.
Gossip Boy: corey if you want war you can have it
Corey: p/o
Gossip Boy: and you fuck off
*** Gossip Boy blocked Corey ***

“*meep*”, that’s all I can say right now.
Listen to the sound of her name leaving your lips when you say the 4 most beautiful letters in NZ. Juno. Dreamy.

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Gossip Boy: So, we’re here to talk with Tenani, one of the organisers of the NZYT Gathering 2009 in Auckland. Hello Tenani
Tenani: Hello Gossip Boy
Gossip Boy: Please tell us, when will the gathering take place, where do people have to go?
Tenani: Saturday July 11
Tenani: at 10am we’re meeting at Britomart Square, downtown Auckland
Tenani: at 11am we’re moving from there to our super awesome venue at the Vodafone HQ in Viaduct Harbour
Tenani: So BE AT BRITOMART BY 11 or we leave without you and you have to find your own way to Vodafone
Gossip Boy: how many people do you expect to come?
Tenani: We’ve got over 50 confirmed on the Facebook group, and usually a little more turn up than have actually planned to. We’re expecting around 60.
Gossip Boy: that’s going to be one awesome day. I heard something about RSVPing on some Facebook or twitter sites. Can you please tell us more about it and give us some links? What about those lenyards I heard of?
Tenani: Yep well all those planning to attend should RSVP by clicking ‘Attending’ on our Facebook group, which can be found here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=51725853667&ref=ts
Tenani: It’ll just make it easier for us to know how many people are coming, instead of having to guess…
Tenani: As for the Twitter account. You can follow us at http://www.twitter.com/NZYTGathering
Tenani: We constantly update the Twitter with info and links to the appropriate pages and videos.
Tenani: As for the lanyards, the cut off date for a personalised one was Friday, so everyone who got their info in on time will get a free printed personalised lanyard. Everyone else will still be able to fill one of the blank ones out on the day.
Tenani: Everyone will need to be wearing a lanyard with their info on it for security reasons while at Vodafone.
Gossip Boy: Good, so much for the official part. Now i’d like you to tell the readers a little bit more personal news. I know it’s not that easy to organise such a big event. HOw many people are working behind the scenes?
Tenani: Haha, well you’re right about it not being easy
Tenani: Mainly it’s been Jess (Jessums31) and I who have been working on it since day one. We came up with the date and worked from there.
Tenani: We’ve also had help from Lewis Bostock (lewisbostock), who’s been putting together the technical gizmos and what not for the day.
Tenani: There are some exciting things planned for the actual venue at Vodafone.
Gossip Boy: You have surely put a lot of your time into this project. Did you and Jess always agree on everything, on every idea each one of you had?
Tenani: Ummmmmmm no
Tenani: There were some issues about little details really
Tenani: How we were going to handle security
Tenani: Getting from Britomart to Vodafone
Tenani: The actual date of the thing itself took a while to bang out.
Tenani: But we’re there now, 13 days to go and everything is going smoothly!
Tenani: I’m excited!
Gossip Boy: So are we. Some of the YTers count each day on their twitter-sites
Tenani: Yeah it’s really awesome. This year’s will be much bigger than last year’s.
Tenani: It’s a fun way to bring the community together, especially after some of the silly fighting that’s been going on lately.
Gossip Boy: Have you made a schedule and packed the whole day with activities or do attendees get time to mingle with each other and have some alone time at Sturbucks (pay me later for the product placement)?
Tenani: xD
Tenani: We didn’t want to take away from the atmosphere of the last one, where people just hung out and chatted.
Tenani: So while we do have a few things planned, they are mostly as a backup in case people get bored. But yes people are free to come and go and do what they like.
Gossip Boy: you mentioned some stupid little fights in the past which have been settled by now. I don’t want to go there since we don’t want to start anything again. But do you expect any kind of VERBAL disagreements during that day, and if, is there any security?
Tenani: No I expect people to be a little more mature than to resort to that kind of behaviour… but just in case we will have security guards on site throughout the day.
Gossip Boy: yes yes, some of us planned to come with their own army for security purposes, but let’s not go there, shall we
Gossip Boy: Let’s talk about some guests from foreign countries
Gossip Boy: There were rumours that one of your personal friends from Ireland was planning to attend…
Gossip Boy: Do we have any other guests from the UK, Australia or the United States?
Tenani: As far as I know Stephen is no longer coming to the Gathering, but we will be seeing him at a later date…
Tenani: And yes we have other guests coming from the US and Australia.
Tenani: Which is further than people have travelled in the past
Gossip Boy: Are you going to drop some names? Any YT celebrities this year?
Tenani: Depends what you call a celebrity
Tenani: I don’t like the term YT celebrity.
Gossip Boy: well I heard that TheJoeFrom1993 for one won’t be able to come
Tenani: But you might know them and you might not.
Tenani: No, he won’t, which is a shame because he’s one of my favourite people ever.
Gossip Boy: yes, a lot of people will be disappointed about that.
Tenani: It’s unfortunate but there’s always future Gatherings.
Gossip Boy: what about some YTers from the south south south of the south island? I’m thinking of that HUNK of a man with a significant body part which I don’t want to describe in detail here…
Tenani: I’m assuming you mean Cody, . He will also not be attending this year
Tenani: He has decided not to focus on the internet too much and is instead focussing on things in his actual life.
Tenani: It’s sad for us, but if he thinks it’s the right thing to do than it must be.
Tenani: Hopefully he’ll return to the scene sometime.
Gossip Boy: As you said earlier, there are always future Gatherings
Tenani: Yep
Gossip Boy: Thank you very much for the lovely conversation, Tenani and the information you have given us. Is there anything you might want to add?
Tenani: Ummm, just hope to see everyone there! It’ll be a fun day
Gossip Boy: I’m sure it will. On behalf of everyone from the NZYT community, I’d like to thank you, Jess and Lewis for the time and effort you have put into organizing what seems to be one of the most exciting Gatherings in 2009 worldwide.
Tenani: Thanks, see you there!

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Gossip Boy: ……… great that was it. thanks Tenani. I’m gonna put it up in about 30 minutes.
Tenani: sweeet

If you are reading this, chances are you’ve also read the horrible post a certain boywonder called SimonPARASITE made a while back and which a few kiwis with poor judgement agreed on. Now I’m not one who is holding a grudge against anyone and actually believe in second chances, therefore I will not milk this thing and cut that boy some slack.

However, one of those kiwis who agreed on his views (which he has withdrawn and deleted by now) was a girl named Jess aka Jessums31, a lovely, nice little thing who’s not a girl not yet a woman.

Now this nice person decided to blame poor little Gossip Boy for all the things that goes wrong in the world all the fights going on between her friends. Her exact words were:

Well well, I do see her point. Wait… no, I don’t.  Say what?
Here’s my reply

This whole episode would be very very boring would I leave it the way it is now. But I wouldn’t be Gossip Boy if I hadn’t prepared a little something for your entertainment.

Since I am going to attend the ENN ZETT WHY TEA GATHERING, I’m sure I’ll have a showdown with Jess, which is gonna be worse and scarier than any showdown you’ve ever seen in a western movie.

Now why do I tell you this? I need moral support, yes I do. What I need you to do, is to watch my back. I’ve made a few (famous) friends in NZ, the UK and the rest of the world.
I need your help now.

and become a

MAKE ME PROUD!!!

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